Published 16/09/2011
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Remember: buy it from the high-street and you’ll meet someone else wearing it |
For office wear, double-check: too revealing? Rethink, unless you’re planning on seducing the boss and want the entire female office population to hate you |
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Don’t, don’t, DON’T let the outfit wear you.
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The pursuit of perfection can be isolating. You may be thrilled to finally get that Fendi bag after waiting a few millennia; your friends won’t. Be prepared to go to the back of the line. |
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Do you love adornment but hate washing and ironing? Body art is the ultimate solution for the laundromatically-challenged |
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All’s fair in warfare. Accessorise weaponry, chariot and horses to instil sartorial terror into the enemy |
With kids, it’s simple: they just need practical, machine-washable clothes to run around in |
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And finally peeps, remember: if clothes let you down, there’s always jewellery |
